WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the Supreme Court docket nominee’s testimony “worrisome,” Senator Susan Collins mentioned that she is anxious that Amy Coney Barrett is just too indecisive to sit down on the nation’s highest courtroom.
“When she was requested a query, she usually appeared hesitant, evasive, and wishy-washy,” Collins mentioned. “That’s no method for an individual serving in a excessive authorities place to behave.”
The Senator from Maine mentioned that Barrett’s dithering verged on being “annoying and even aggravating.”
“The American folks deserve decisiveness from their public officers, not relentless shilly-shallying,” Collins mentioned. “That is the type of vacillating that makes folks despise you.”
Requested whether or not she would finally vote to verify Barrett, Collins waited for a full minute earlier than responding, “I’m deeply troubled and anxious by what I’ve heard from her so far, however would want to listen to extra earlier than I may come down a technique or one other on that.”